Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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