Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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