dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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