nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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