I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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