on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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