i think my mom watched the whole time
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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