I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
