When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I believe in your delicious
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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