I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Randomize
