and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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