Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I only lived at night.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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