i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Help me help you realize you are a moron
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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