You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
you inspire me to be a worse person
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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