is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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