he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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