from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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