Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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