Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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