You don't have asthma, your pregnant
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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