your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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