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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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