I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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