HIV tests are more positive than that guy
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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