return my video game
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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