butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
