Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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