Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You can make out without kissing
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