I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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