all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
