Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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