I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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