What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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