I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
