She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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