i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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