Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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