dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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