so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
