so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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