I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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