That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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