so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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