I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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