piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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