her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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