Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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