I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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