The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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