Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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