No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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